sparklinggayspider:

meltingpenguins:

fuchsimeon:

chenisthebestkitty:

melonenbrot:

ehrlich mal wer zum fick ist für den plot solcher sendungen verantwortlich

Translation:

“During the birthday celebration of her husband, Sabine suddenly collapses as the mobile phone controlled vibrator that she uses that evening is activated by a call. The malicious detail: The vibrator has been primed with deathly snake poison! Although it is not Sabines own vibrator, but that of her best friend Anna. Did Anna kill her own best friend, or was ist all a tragic mistake?”

TV program at noon in Germany.

I sometimes forget that show exists…

I wanna see THAT on CSI

So proud to be german |D



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Anonymous asked Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."



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Title: Hi, Uncle Jensen.

insane-witch-21847:

«Hi, Uncle Jensen.» VanCon 2014

I could listen to it forever.



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You send her home with a measly 200 bucks?

Sasha sets the price.



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#shameless     #oh mickey     

I guess we’re stuck together.



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vegayta:

now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch



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Someone made a 3D model of the infamous Spider-Woman butt cover, and it’s a total nightmare.

A lot of time and energy has been spent debating the artistic merit of Marvel’s infamous Spider-Woman #1 butt cover, but now it’s time for science to weigh in.

Following a brave attempt from some real human women who tried to replicate Spider-Woman’s pose, redditor dinoignacio has actually made a 3D model of her body.

This isn’t a case of unrealistic beauty standardsit’s a picture of something that crawled straight out of Silent Hill.

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#milo manara     #comics     #interesting     

I’m the only person on tumblr sad to see summer go



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#inspo     

ventascallie:

The feels though.



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