Here's what I heard when Stark met Banner in the movie:
Tony: LET'S BE BFF ALWAYS
Bruce: But I could kill you all and I wouldn't even be able to control myself-
Tony: BFF
Bruce: You're not getting the severity of the situation-
Tony: BEST
Bruce: Mr. Stark you have to-
Tony: FRIENDS
Bruce: Tony-
Tony: FOREVER
Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
I love the internet.
I would buy the shit outta that.
This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.
Let’s all take a moment and appreciate the people of tumblr.
no matter what blog you have, i think everyone will reblog this just because it is that fucking great…
*Dying because all of this*
Reblog if you think Benedict Cumberbatch is great
I have his fan mail address and plan on sending him a letter along with a screenshot of this post to prove how truly brilliant we all think he is.
So please reblog if you think he is talented/intelligent/handsome/interesting/or anything else you can think of! (Feel free to add adjectives!)
Also, I would like to be able to send this at the beginning of June. Thank you all!
On Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012, I told my girlfriend to meet me at my parent’s house for dinner. When she arrived I had stationed my brother to sit her in the back of an open Honda CRV and give her some headphones. He “wanted to play her a song”…
What she got instead was the world’s first Live Lip-Dub Proposal.
Is this an accurate portrayal of Superwholock or am I barking up the wrong tree?
Um…this couldn’t be more perfect.
I’d say Luna is Homestuck and Ginny is Torchwood and Neville is Merlin, never the popular one but super badass nonetheless
Is Game of Thrones like, Draco, then? Sexy though it shouldn’t be, a little creepy, but alright in the end?
Dobby is Primeval because we’ll literally take anything we can get at this point we’ll take a sock we’ll take a godamn sock the master has given Primeval a sock .
Does that make Star Trek Dumbledore? Old and wise and informing all who come after?
But shouldn’t Doctor Who be Ron? I mean, ginger.
Ahh, but remember? Doctor Who always returns. Like Harry. And also…what’s Hagrid then?
Hagrid is The Avengers. You just can’t ignore him.
#To which Harry potter relates to everything and brings fandoms together
Umbridge is Glee.
UMBRIDGE IS GLEE
which makes RIB Mama’s Little Love Hand
Glee AU | In which Brittany, Santana and Mercedes reform the Troubletones and head to LA to try to make it as a girl group, while Brittany films their journey for an online webseries documenting the struggles they face trying to make it in the industry as women of color, different sizes and/or sexual orientations
